Satisfy.My.Soul

2012-02-06T19:31:00.001-08:00

If you've never hit an obstacle...chances are you don't have goals

Hello (Blogging) World

2010-04-10T17:58:00.000-07:00

Hello (Blogging) World!

I'm back! As you know my last post (on this blog) was almost a year ago. Don't worry, you'll get the same spunk as before, but you'll also get that extra "it" that I've developed from living in the real world.

-Yours truly

2009-03-23T22:41:00.001-07:00

The Naked Law

2009-03-23T22:40:00.002-07:00

Any promise to or favor asked of a signifigant other is void if your signifgant other you are making the promise to is naked

i.e.

Chris made a promise to pick up his girlfriend from the airport, However, it was void because his girlfriend was naked when she asked.

The Stigma...Episode 1: Love Life

2009-03-23T22:40:00.001-07:00

Spring is coming. My boss is getting married. Friends are hooking up. Theres something in the water. But what is expected of us? Why doesn’t things work like a Disney Movie? I didn’t kiss her/him, did I just screw myself over? Is it bad that she just said that she just told me s/he’s really comfortable around me? These are somethings that girls and guys have asked me in reference to their dating lives. I dunno why they always come to me, but this is my answer to some of these questions…

You see a girl from accross the bar, You meet, You go out, you kiss, you become a couple

This is what people expect when they look for that special someone. So much that it has become the stigma of a dating life. But isn’t that how things are supposed to go? If it isn’t, you think that this, whatever “this” is, is going no where. You get discouraged. But, such is life, it doesn’t obviously have to work out this way. I think the reason that people are so distraught with their “love life” is that they expect this to happen in this exact order. As far as I’m concerned, you can wake up next to some random naked girl one morning after one drunken night at a party, and who knows? Things may work out in the long term. Not exactly a story to tell you grandchildren but it happens. Be open minded and stop seeking or going on quests for that someone. Just keep an open eye and ear and put yourself out there.

The Dreaded Friend Zone

Many guys are afriad of getting stuck in the dreaded “friend zone”. Yes, I can say that in the dating life Friend Zone probably the hardest thing to get out of. You might as well be their GBF (Gay Best Friend). But in “Love Life”, don’t you think that’s kind of contradicting? Isn’t the person you’re with supposed to be your best friend? If your trying to get laid or have a fun relationship, yes, Friend Zone is the equivlent of a black hole where efforts to get laid are lost forever. As far as “Love Life”, I’m not saying that, if you in the Friend Zone, that you deserve a high-five, nor am I saying that your totally screwed. I’m just saying it’s just as much as a tossup as anything else can be. But if it turns out to work your favor, I think there is something very special there. However, don’t be discouraged if things don’t work out in your favor. Do not write her off as a friend just cuz it doesn’t go your way. If she was really your friend, that bump won’t matter.

Summary Of Facebook In a Nutshell...

2009-03-23T22:39:00.000-07:00

Brian: What are you up too sir
John: Creepin on people on Facebook

Kanye Speaks Truths....

2009-03-23T22:38:00.000-07:00

“ People tell you that “You ain’t shit, You ain’t shit”…but there’s a point where you gotta say “You know what? I am the Shit" Kanye West, Storytellers February 27, 2008

“ I’d like to thank you for coming out tonight. You could have been anywhere in the world this evening, but you wouldn’t be as happy as you are right now" Kanye West, Storytellers on VH1 February 27, 2008

Personal Assistant Application

2009-02-21T12:01:00.000-08:00

Job Description:
-Unpaid Internship/No School Credit
-Must be able to work 40-60 hours per week
-Must be available some to most weekends and holidays
-NOT an EOE, Must be a Straight Female of any race or Gay Man of any race

Job Requirements:
-Must positively reflect John's personality, style, work ethic, and skills
-Must have graduated from a Private High School
-Must have graduated from a school in the Cal State system.
-Must be able to perform basic math and accounting
-Must own a blackberry, organizer, AND at least one cell phone

Job Responsibilities:
-Take notes during Council, Senate, Committee and other various meetings.
-Physically do his homework (he will do all the thinking while you do the writing)
-Keep track of personal expenses and budget
-Keep a calendar of all meetings, classes, and other activities
-Keep record of all assignments from all classes, senate positions
-Perform other various activites such as picking up dry cleaning, grocery shopping, updating my ipod, go to the bank, etc.
-Keep track of box scores for MLB, NBA, and NFL

APPLICATION:
Name:
Age:
Sex:
Address:
Cell:
Work:
Email:

SHORT ANSWER SECTION:

Tell me why you would like a to be my personal assistant.

If you could be any one character from Entourage who would it be and why?

If you had the opportunity to take me on a date (without taking expense into consideration) where would you take me and why?

In your opinion, when is it ever ok to wear white socks with dress shoes? Black Belt with brown shoes?
(Correct Answers: Never, Never)

When driving, how much over the speed limit do you consider actual "speeding"?
(Correct Answer: There is no such thing as "speeding", just "going too slow")

Describe a time when you felt you were doing a job or duty that was beneath you. How did you feel?
(Unacceptable answers: Did not feel good, Wanted to Quit, etc.)

What is your favorite Journey song?

Rank these musical artist from most favorite to least:
Kings of Leon
Al Green
Boyz II Men
Blondie
Prince
Queen
Snoop Dogg
Santana
(chosen randomly from iTunes)

Is your favorite baseball team the Dodgers or Angels? If not a fan of baseball who is your favorite NFL or NBA Team?
(Acceptable Answers: Dodgers, Chargers, 49ers, Lakers)

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A People Watchers Dream

2009-02-18T21:08:00.000-08:00

This morning on campus, some guy was bombing down a hill at Cal Poly Pomona, and totally ate shit. Those who people watch know that this is a people watchers dream. This is why our ears perk up when we hear that distinct sound of skateboard wheels on cold asphalt. We hope to witness someone embarrass themselves and we want to make it known that we are the reason they should be embarassed.

Needless to say, it made my day :)

RE: Morning News

2009-02-18T21:05:00.001-08:00

Ok so I realized later in the day the the Chimpanzee attacking that woman was actually kind of a serious deal and not really something to be laughed at. But still, there's a reason that there are laws against having a primate that is 5 times stronger than any human as a pet.

People need to learn to regulate themselves sometimes.

Morning News

2009-02-17T07:39:00.000-08:00

I wake up in the morning and I turn on the TV. Tell me why the biggest news as of February 17th is that a Chimp attacked a woman. Sure that shit is too funny, but what about the State Budget? or the Stimulus Package? or the storm thats rolling in?....Nope"Chimpanzee Attacks Woman"

John Explains it All....

2009-01-12T13:04:00.001-08:00

Hello...

The name of my blog is a literal and figurative one phrase description of my life and about this blog.

I am new to the blogging world, but decided to create one because I know this will change you life forever by expanding the way you look at the world and blow your mindhole.

...ok not so much, but I would like to portray and exercise my creative side that none of my peers get a glimpse of...or maybe reinforce my image of just being very very random